SOME FUN FACTS ABOUT GOATS:

-Goats are mammals.

-They like to chew things such as leaves, wood, food, appendages, other
mammals, small children

-They are ugly

-They usually live a rather healthy life until someone shoots them.

-They are Islamic

-They have been known to speak German

-In most cases they have four legs. (This is assuming they havent been born
mutated or been involved in an accident such as stepping on a land mine.)