From: Jaci and Taterdog
Date: Wed, 11 Feb 1998 16:57:12 -0700
Newsgroups: alt.binaries.pictures.animals
Subject: Re: Please Border Collie .jpg
name="bc.jpg"

The dog looks up at the help wanted poster. "Wanted: Secretary- must type 70,
have good knowledge of computer, must be bilingual. Apply Inside." The dog, in
need of employment, enters, takes a seat at the desk, and asks for an application.
The startled clerk asks, "So you think you can do this job? You need to type at
least 70wpm!" With that the dog jumps up and whips a sheet of paper into the
typewriter and bangs out a perfect document in a flash. The clerk is impressed.
"What about the computer?" The dog bites down on a floppy, inserts it into the
computer, formats it, transfers only the required files to it, then re-structures the
root directory. The clerk is really impressed. "What about being bilingual?" the
clerk asks. The dog looks up and replies "Meow!